Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Hank Magitz Fiction

Have you ever felt the need to "go all Bruce Lee" on those guys on your street corner who try to strap you with tefillin?

Do you ever fight back the unimpeachable impulse to wedge a many-pronged and/or incendiary object into the open orifice(s) of your local Meshichist rabbi?

Do your kishkes involuntarily convulse at the sound of a MashiachMobile cruising your neighborhood?

If so, you might want to check out an upcoming fiction, exclusive to The Pig of Death by literary correspondent Hank Magitz that may ameliorate, or at least provide a temporary sense of surrogate relief for, those impulses that I know all of you have been keeping bottled up inside for so long now...

Coming very, very soon to The Pig of Death...


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