Wednesday, March 09, 2005

jesus christ

I seriously cannot tell if this is a joke or not... here's a juicy excerpt that definitively proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that some Lubavitchers deserve nothing less than eternal desert-island banishment:



"It is well known that once Yudel was in the Rebbe's office and there was a chocolate Danish on a plate on the Rebbe's desk. Yudel asked the Rebbe "Are you gonna eat that?" and the Rebbe replied "No, actually I was going to give it to Leibel." Yudel wondered aloud if the Rebbe didn't have someone better to give it to and the Rebbe asked him who he had in mind when he said "someone better." Yudel fell very silent and looked down at the ground and after a long pause he slowly lifted his hand and pointed to himself. Anyone who knows this story will realize that, in his very modest manner, Yudel is clearly identifying himself as Moshiach."

(link found at the website of the inimitable Clifford Meth -- thanks, Clifford!)

3 Comments:

At 12:28 PM, March 10, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cliff is convinced it's a joke. the DNS info has the owner of the site as:
Melech Jaffe
mjaffe@spamcop.net
Do we dare email him?
-Easy E

 
At 12:44 PM, March 10, 2005, Anonymous Clifford Meth said...

But Cliff is also convinced that the entire movement is a joke. So that that for what it's worth.

 
At 4:30 PM, March 12, 2005, Blogger avionroad said...

Certainly it's a joke, and a darn funny one at that... but really, where do people find the time to do these things?

 

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