Friday, May 13, 2005

Join The Dark Side, You Shmendrick!

Top Ten Things That Would Be Different If Darth Vader Had Been Jewish (courtesy of, who are sometimes actually quite funny)
10.  Under his usual black attire, he'd be wearing a white-on-white shirt, and his cloak would have tzitzis.

9. Along with a Light saber in one hand, he'd have an esrog in the other.

8. The Death Star would be renamed, The David Star.

7. "Luke, I am Your Father, Nu? cut that hair and get a real job!"

6. Instead of trying to conquer the galaxy, he and Natalie Portman would try finding a place to settle in Ramat Bet Shemesh.

5. His rebbeim, Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi, may have tried keeping him on the derech by having him read Mesilas Yesharim a few more times.

4. He would have renamed trusty robots -  C613PO and r770d770

3. He never in a million years would have allowed his tznius daughter, Princess Leia, to get involved with a wild guy named Han.

2. Getting people to come to the dark side would have involve a mitzvah tank. 

1. The term, "May the Force Be with You" would end off with an "Im Yirtzeh Hashem."


At 3:53 PM, May 13, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny, that was!!!
Good Shabbos!


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